Giant, Golden Cyber​-​Buddha Makes Enlightenment Fun And Easy With These Five Simple Steps

by Gross Prophet

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The Gross Prophet has been consulting the rare-metal mechanical monolith of new-age wisdom for years now, and has recently reached a state of ascension of which even "GGCB" admits to being "totes jelly". This EP is a recounting of his action packed journey through the trials of enlightenment, intended as a walk-through guide to help you, his loyal followers, join him on the cloud of self-righteousness you'll need to turn your nose up at anything scientifically proven or logically justified.

In running with the theme of the release, you can choose to pay the Gross Prophet for his hard work, or simply download it for free - but at what hidden cost? Your soul? Your sanity? Or just your e-mail address, so he can tell you when the next burnt offering is ready? Probably the last one. He has no use for your soul, when his has already reached such a pinnacle of transhuman perfection. But seriously, give him some money. He's a student, damn it!!


released 21 May 2015

Thomas Fowler made all the choons, but people like Chimerical Chemical, Puzauki, Melt Unit, DJ Lame, all the DTR and WDM kids and his mum all egged him on to do it!



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Gross Prophet Brisbane, Australia

Showed up around 2005. Mostly heavy, glitchy, breakbeats mixed with sweaty, sub-tropical melodies and deep, textural expanses. Likened to Venetian Snares, µ-ziq and Aphex Twin.

Reviewers say things like: “this is chaos”, “elements flying around like molecules stimulated by a vast heat source”, “shook the walls” and “kicked my ass”.
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